Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The dog's in the mail!

Here's someone that is definitely not a Republican. Stacey tried to mail a puppy to her son in Atlanta only to have authorities rescue the animal and place it in a shelter. The dog had no food, water or proper ventilation but the woman petitioned to have the pup returned to her...

In keeping with the "I'm a victim" theme we do so well, she "was deprived of my son not receiving his present on his birthday." (Awesome double negative & superfluous verbiage, btw)

How dare you interfere with a mother's wish to surprise her son with the carcass of an innocent animal forced into a dark enclosure without food, water or ventilation to suffer a grueling death over the course of several days. His eyes would have lit up when he saw that the puppy clawed at the box until his nails and teeth were torn out at the roots in attempt to escape. He could have lifted the blood, urine and feces soaked corpse into his arms for a great Kodak Moment!

You all are monsters and owe Stacey an apology.